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nenoname · 3 months ago

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Cute wholesome fics where Stan teaches Soos or Wendy how to drive were always so funny to me because...

And while he insists that everyone in town has ran over McGucket before, we also know he ran over Toby too and absolutely did not give a shit (understandable in that case)

But then again...

Also bless Mr Honeypants

And another detail I love is that his car is casually filled with parking tickets

How many tickets are in Ford's name...

#i like to think that ford also sucks at driving #and that dipper and mabel are technically the best drivers despite only using golf carts #the bear scene always gets to me #him spending decades avoiding the town's weirdness while also being as weird as the rest of them #the coloring book page probably doesn't count as canon but i still love it #stan pines #stanley pines #soos ramirez #wendy corduroy #gravity falls #dipper pines #disclaimer: i do believe he taught them. i just think the stories should be framed more as a 'wHAT HAS HE UNLEASHED UPON THIS REALM'#stan: if you respect road laws and don't seek to break them at all times then you're dead to me #how did his car survive for over 40 years #oh for mr honeypants to casually still be in show after his debut....#also never forget about the golf cart short #it's dear to my heart #'remember kids always wear your seatbelt when driving your car into a ravine!'

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pia55tri · 2 months ago

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carlossainz55 started following you.

#mark this day oh my god #carcar #5581 #oscar has been waiting for this for literal years #i just think it's so wonderful that oscar was there the day of carlos' debut in f1...#he was there in carlos' last media day presscon as a ferrari driver...#that carlos called him one of the fastest guys on the grid...#that carlos is now following him back on insta...#i'm :')#he got his insta password back and one of the first things he does is follow oscar back...

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andisupreme · 1 year ago

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I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this

anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home

#thought of flipping it upside down for it to read correctly but then it didn't feel like the driver pov #oh also yeah aside from generally pulling back from online spaces for the most part I've started a FAST-PACED full-time job #after on and off contract/part time work since 2020 #I am WIPED #all the time #exhausted #I'm told I will adjust and I am trusting these people but holy shit I'm capital B Bushed #you will not see me frequently anymore but do not mourn for me #I am adjusting to my new fish tank...#I will be thriving #by the time I turn 30 next year I will be able to hit my 30s at a run #I'm feeling it mr krabs

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feketeribizli · 2 months ago

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she cut her hair 😔

#BARK BARK BARK #george russell #alex albon #formula one #f1 #rule 63 #2363 #yeahg... theres a long sequence in my head of george showing up one day w her haircut and everyone gets whiplash #which is understandable she had the longest hair for the longest time. noone expected this scenario #and alex is like what tha flip georgie... in a way that sounds negative (it isnt. shes just surprised. galex common miscommunication trope)#and george is like oh my god you HATE it im going to KILL myself #and alex is like youre so fucking stupid jesus christ. you look awesome. etc etc kiss etc etc #ANYWAY LOL i love long ass hair georgie and pixiecut georgie just the same 🙏#random eurotruck mention sharl helps her cut her hair 😋 needa bring that diva up more often #ok goodnight. dream of george yuri tonight #my art #AND alex going wrong scissor action LOL #girl drivers

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sainz100 · 4 months ago

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some more views of the 2024 United States GP art in Austin

#autumn posts #I'll tag all the drivers if anyone is curious #and #2024 US GP #carlos sainz #daniel ricciardo #lando norris #lewis hamilton #charles leclerc #oh my heart rn........ man........#DANIEL 😭❤️ I'm definitely going to take lots of photos when I'm there #I'll be around Saturday!! but too shy to meet anyone atm ahhh #sorry if already posted!!!! peeking in at the office

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your-ace-cousin-clover · 6 months ago

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okay so hear me out ...

... okay thank you

#no one else could've worn those doe eyes and a nose bandage that well #like oh my god..#it's the ferrari driver's academy haunted look again #sergio checo pérez #checo Perez #sp11 #f1

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grogumaximus · 3 days ago

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Are you friends with Max? Because we've seen your Instagram as well, and we've known that you idolize him, and you really wish him well before the race weekends, and I think back in 2017, also, he followed you back. So, do you have conversations with him about racing, about his data, and just how you could develop further as a racing driver yourself?

Yeah, little bit, I mean, I think Max is, He's a really great guy. He's really, I think, he's really impressive because when I sort of first talk to him, really, is just like a normal, a normal guy, and he doesn't let any of the fame or the noise go to his head, and he's really down to earth. He always is taking a lot of time to talk to me, and he's been really helpful. And yeah, most of our conversations have just been about racing and stuff, but no, He's been really great to talk to, and really amazing person to know because yeah, like I said, He's been really down to earth, and just been really open to help.

In some of the recent races, I've been in the F1 paddock in the past couple months. If I had a couple questions, I'd send him a message, and he would reply, you know, really instantly, and it was, It's really impressive considering, I mean, as a four-time world champion, the amount of things you have to do and stuff to deal with, to take the time to be able to, to talk to me, is, it was really amazing

#i know max follows him on insta but since 2017!! oh he rates him fr #like max only follows drivers he's close with or redline members so thats interesting #arvid lindblad #max verstappen #about max

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httpiastri · 11 months ago

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i have never seen anyone look this stupid before

#theyre so……#dumb besties 🫶#i thought of the charles quote ‘oh my god i have never looked this good’ but just with stupid instead #love them sm #all of their posts & stuff together now in australia :(( cuteeee #playing paddle ???? wow #f1 #f2 #f3 #ollie bearman #dino beganovic #prema racing #ferrari driver academy

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28ms28 · 3 months ago

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Has this been done yet??

#no but really keep lestappen away from the drivers please #im glad team redline didn't acknowledge it #its okay to joke about it here but #stop mentioning it to them and/or their inner circles #oh fuck it team redline memtion it the second i post this and max the actual idiot is laughing so who cares #seriously tho 👏stop 👏mentioning 👏f1ships 👏and rpf 👏to drivers👏👏and people👏close👏to👏them👏#formula 1 #max verstappen #lestappen #formula one #f1 #streamer max #team redline #lols #formula fun #23h for mind

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hyacinthsdiamonds · 3 months ago

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You know, in movies where they get a character to essentially glow up to seduce someone, but then they're really, really bad at flirting? That's Charles, seemingly being assigned by the GPDA to swear, and him essentially becoming a wide-eyed country girl in the big city for the first time during this mission* lmao. He tried so hard to make it look casual, but he practically tripped over himself to bring Max and his penalty up at every opportunity in preparation of dropping the swear bomb and possibly joining him in community service 😭✋️.