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nenoname · 2 months ago

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Cute wholesome fics where Stan teaches Soos or Wendy how to drive were always so funny to me because...

And while he insists that everyone in town has ran over McGucket before, we also know he ran over Toby too and absolutely did not give a shit (understandable in that case)

But then again...

Also bless Mr Honeypants

And another detail I love is that his car is casually filled with parking tickets

How many tickets are in Ford's name...

#i like to think that ford also sucks at driving #and that dipper and mabel are technically the best drivers despite only using golf carts #the bear scene always gets to me #him spending decades avoiding the town's weirdness while also being as weird as the rest of them #the coloring book page probably doesn't count as canon but i still love it #stan pines #stanley pines #soos ramirez #wendy corduroy #gravity falls #dipper pines #disclaimer: i do believe he taught them. i just think the stories should be framed more as a 'wHAT HAS HE UNLEASHED UPON THIS REALM'#stan: if you respect road laws and don't seek to break them at all times then you're dead to me #how did his car survive for over 40 years #oh for mr honeypants to casually still be in show after his debut....#also never forget about the golf cart short #it's dear to my heart #'remember kids always wear your seatbelt when driving your car into a ravine!'

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introspectivememories · 4 months ago

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was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-

#edit: tinytauris fact checked my post and they sang 'hello' not someone like you & it was 'your big monster' not eggplant #everyday i think about the fact that yukierre should've been what lestappen is now #i should be able to go on the yukierre tag on ao3 and it should say 'showing 1-20 of 6745'#they were genuinely so fuckingg weird about each otherrrrrr #im being so serious when i say that if they ever came out as gay/bi/whatever i really wouldnt be surprised #literally just 'okay?? fork spotted in kitchen cmon now' moment #anyway i think about that moment on the bus soooo often #will you miss me? / maybe for 2-3 minutes / ill take that then. even if it's just for 2-3 minutes ill take that #hwat the FUCK #i was going 'gay gay homosexual' everytime i saw them together #yukierre #yuki tsunoda #pierre gasly #also im like 90% sure that everyting i worte down actually happened but if i wrote smth down that didnt happen #and my yukierre infested brain just conjured up please let me know #also ive had this is in my drafts foreverrrr (re: since july) so if this has already been done im so sorry #i always feel like such a loser making posts about driver relationships lol #like 'oh look at that weirdo that got too invested in people she doesn't even know'#whatever im getting to introspective now #1k

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andisupreme · 11 months ago

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I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this

anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home

#thought of flipping it upside down for it to read correctly but then it didn't feel like the driver pov #oh also yeah aside from generally pulling back from online spaces for the most part I've started a FAST-PACED full-time job #after on and off contract/part time work since 2020 #I am WIPED #all the time #exhausted #I'm told I will adjust and I am trusting these people but holy shit I'm capital B Bushed #you will not see me frequently anymore but do not mourn for me #I am adjusting to my new fish tank...#I will be thriving #by the time I turn 30 next year I will be able to hit my 30s at a run #I'm feeling it mr krabs

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pia55tri · 1 month ago

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carlossainz55 started following you.

#mark this day oh my god #carcar #5581 #oscar has been waiting for this for literal years #i just think it's so wonderful that oscar was there the day of carlos' debut in f1...#he was there in carlos' last media day presscon as a ferrari driver...#that carlos called him one of the fastest guys on the grid...#that carlos is now following him back on insta...#i'm :')#he got his insta password back and one of the first things he does is follow oscar back...

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sainz100 · 3 months ago

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some more views of the 2024 United States GP art in Austin

#autumn posts #I'll tag all the drivers if anyone is curious #and #2024 US GP #carlos sainz #daniel ricciardo #lando norris #lewis hamilton #charles leclerc #oh my heart rn........ man........#DANIEL 😭❤️ I'm definitely going to take lots of photos when I'm there #I'll be around Saturday!! but too shy to meet anyone atm ahhh #sorry if already posted!!!! peeking in at the office

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your-ace-cousin-clover · 5 months ago

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okay so hear me out ...

... okay thank you

#no one else could've worn those doe eyes and a nose bandage that well #like oh my god..#it's the ferrari driver's academy haunted look again #sergio checo pérez #checo Perez #sp11 #f1

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feketeribizli · 21 days ago

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she cut her hair 😔

#BARK BARK BARK #george russell #alex albon #formula one #f1 #rule 63 #2363 #yeahg... theres a long sequence in my head of george showing up one day w her haircut and everyone gets whiplash #which is understandable she had the longest hair for the longest time. noone expected this scenario #and alex is like what tha flip georgie... in a way that sounds negative (it isnt. shes just surprised. galex common miscommunication trope)#and george is like oh my god you HATE it im going to KILL myself #and alex is like youre so fucking stupid jesus christ. you look awesome. etc etc kiss etc etc #ANYWAY LOL i love long ass hair georgie and pixiecut georgie just the same 🙏#random eurotruck mention sharl helps her cut her hair 😋 needa bring that diva up more often #ok goodnight. dream of george yuri tonight #my art #AND alex going wrong scissor action LOL #girl drivers

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httpiastri · 10 months ago

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i have never seen anyone look this stupid before

#theyre so……#dumb besties 🫶#i thought of the charles quote ‘oh my god i have never looked this good’ but just with stupid instead #love them sm #all of their posts & stuff together now in australia :(( cuteeee #playing paddle ???? wow #f1 #f2 #f3 #ollie bearman #dino beganovic #prema racing #ferrari driver academy

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28ms28 · 2 months ago

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Has this been done yet??

#no but really keep lestappen away from the drivers please #im glad team redline didn't acknowledge it #its okay to joke about it here but #stop mentioning it to them and/or their inner circles #oh fuck it team redline memtion it the second i post this and max the actual idiot is laughing so who cares #seriously tho 👏stop 👏mentioning 👏f1ships 👏and rpf 👏to drivers👏👏and people👏close👏to👏them👏#formula 1 #max verstappen #lestappen #formula one #f1 #streamer max #team redline #lols #formula fun #23h for mind

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hyacinthsdiamonds · 2 months ago

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You know, in movies where they get a character to essentially glow up to seduce someone, but then they're really, really bad at flirting? That's Charles, seemingly being assigned by the GPDA to swear, and him essentially becoming a wide-eyed country girl in the big city for the first time during this mission* lmao. He tried so hard to make it look casual, but he practically tripped over himself to bring Max and his penalty up at every opportunity in preparation of dropping the swear bomb and possibly joining him in community service 😭✋️.

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #*theorised mission #of course cannot prove it but it... it compels me lmao #oh my god charles is that one character in a heist movie that thinks he's in a romcom lmao #but of course it was going to be Charles if they did select a sacrificial lamb #he's the darling he ferrari's pr dream and he's probably the most universally liked driver across the board #he's pr trained FERRARI PR TRAINED #accidental swearing? i think not!#and the media weren't going to go after Charles for an accidental swear the same way they would go after another driver in the same boat #like if it was yuki for instance... god the British media would have been on his case the entire weekend #that's a different more nuanced convo tho than the tags this jokey post #but i think it was definitely strategically thought out who'd drop the swear bomb #again if its the case it was planned which i believe it was but again cannot prove #*than can be had in the tags of this jokey post

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f0point5 · 2 months ago

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Our safety. Our sport. Our fans.

@ BenSulayem

#they’re going to talk about the language thing #and the fact that you didn’t throw flags when you had drivers out of their cars #and then you let them race in borderline conditions #and that you can’t trust the stewarding #and that you put lives at risk in Qatar last year #oh this is gonna be so good #beetle juice voice #f1 #formula 1 #max verstappen

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vroomvroomvroommf · 4 months ago

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Franco and Lando on f1tv

#f1 #formula 1 #lando norris #franco colapinto #Lando adopting a grid kid at 24 🥰#love to see it #baku gp 2024 #THATS HIS SON!!!#Okay someone better give Franco a seat next year cause he’s too good not to #watch his full interview he is actually such an intelligent driver #oh no… he’s becoming my son too #don’t adopt the rookie challenge: failed

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duckydrawsart · 11 months ago

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finally watched Drive a few months ago and now I'm always thinking about this kiss...

#Driver is SO romantic #oh to be his passenger princess #holding hands on the gear shift and kissing at red lights. sigh #drive #drive 2011 #driver x irene #driver #driver irene #ryan gosling #carey mulligan

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russellius · 1 year ago

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@.georgerussell63: The fight is always on!! Throwing it back to an intense ping pong competition @.fernandoalo_oficial 🏓.

#george russell #f1 #*m #fernando alonso #23 #(THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD ????????)#(truly just some guys.)#(2 of the world's top drivers on a private jet and they are in their stupid socks playing mini table tennis on a table)

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loganswdc · 5 months ago

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who wants to go commit a crime with me !!!!

i am actually ready to go start a war for logan , the way he's been treated and all this new information after carlos has been signed is absolutely incredulous . the weak goodbye to logan . the 8 posts about carlos and how excited everyone is to work with him . and nothing about logan . i know this is about carlos , but seeing logan be so insanely under-appreciated is sickening , honestly . it's something we always knew , but seeing it practically pushed in our faces even further is genuinely disgusting . and i'm genuinely excited for carlos !! i hope things go well for him !! but logan is the driver i will defend first and the driver i will always support above everyone else , no matter what . and i can't fathom what logan is going through right now .

i hope he's somewhere in florida , fishing on a boat with his family . i hope he's got a good support system around him . and i hope that he know we're all proud of him . that we'll still be here , we'll follow him wherever he goes . and i hope he's able to rest , knowing that the team that's been so adamant about destroying him recently will finally be out of his life: he'll be free of them :')

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your-ace-cousin-clover · 3 months ago

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every single driver picture that I could find with a cempasúchil! 🇲🇽

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